(…and what their wise wives should do about it.)

Every man wants to be seen as a hero in the eyes of his woman.

But to be told by a fellow man whose life may not even be as perfect by the way that you are NOT healthy, and that you should do this or that else you wouldn’t live long, INFRONT of your woman is a huge flop and disgrace to a man.

“I mean, am I so careless with my health that a fellow man whom I may even be older or richer than would have to tell me what to do to live? Oh! So that doctor (who narrowly passed his medical examinations) is now the hero in my wife’s eyes eh? As in, my wife now needs his every counsel to know how to live with me? What a flop and a huge hit to my manhood. You know what? I WOULDN’T EVEN GO AT ALL TO HEAR SUCH NONSENSE. If I will die, let me die.”

This is a serious disturbance in the minds of most men. What should a wise wife do in such a situation?

Wife [to husband]: “Baby, I love you so much, and I need you with me every waking day. I don’t want to lose you.”

Husband: You won’t lose me.

Wife: I want to be able to see you every day.

Husband: I am here… always.

Wife: I want my kids to grow with their father.

Husband: They are.

Wife: [crying] Babe, I need you.

Husband: Why are you crying babe?

Wife: Would you please go for this Doctor’s appointment?

Husband: Hm…

Wife: That doctor isn’t better than you. You are my HERO. Whatever may come out of the doctor’s appointment, I will continue to love and honor you. I just need you to be alive and strong. I don’t want you gone too soon. I need you here with me my love. I love you so much, and I will be happy knowing and seeing that you are strong baby.

Husband: Hm… Okay.

Wife: [happy] Jnr. needs you. I need you strong and mighty. You know I can’t get enough of your magic wand, and to always enjoy it, I need you to be strong.

Husband: [laughing] Whore.

Wife: [teasing] Of course! And you are my ONLY and favorite client.

Husband: [blushing] Okay let’s go. Have you got the car keys?

Wife: [teasing again] That is my husband. Give me a kiss baby.  Xoxoxoxoxo…

#PROBLEM SOLVED, without a FIGHT!

Wife: When we come back, I have a hot, and steamy surprise for you. You know what I meannnnn…..???

THE END.

“In like manner, you married women, be submissive to your own husbands [subordinate yourselves as being secondary to and dependent on them, adapt yourselves to them], so that even if any do not obey the Word [of God], they may be won over not by discussion but by the [godly] lives of their wives.” – 1 Peter 3:1 AMP

“A soft answer turns away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger. The tongue of the wise utters knowledge rightly, but the mouth of the [self-confident] fool pours out folly.” _ Proverbs 15:1-2 AMP